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11/05/2021
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NeoChomik
and the peer pressure
Superbe tirade ! Tout à fait dans le style de l'ancienne et venérable Confrérie d'Oiseaux à Poils Faciaux.
Oops.....Well done Pen! Loved and all would have been favourites.
Nicely done pen! Combining Hen Trek with Hen-done-it
He should have kept his beak shut
Transcript 2:
And so, when I heard the ambassador was visiting your ship, I snuck aboard, waited until just the right moment and shot him with a tiny pin tipped with sodium cyanide, arsenic and elderberry wine.
Of course, it was fired from a shiny, space-aged, poison pin-shooting phaser: this is the future after all.
I did it and I’m proud! And I would have gotten away with it if it hadn’t been for one thing, just one thing!
You mean your confession just now?
That’s it! That’s the one thing!
Transcript 1:
Space: the final dinner party scene…
Alright, it’s true! I killed that filthy Peninggui ambassador!
I suggested he grow a bodacious mustache so he could join my brotherhood of facial hair bearing birds but he said that excessive facial hair was just a passing fad and that he didn’t want his future grandchildren laughing at pictures of him.
And then the rest of the members of the Amalgamated Avian Fuzz-Face League took it to heart and shaved off their beards, mustaches and mutton-chops!
I was a mustachioed maverick, alone and dejected. I swore I’d have my revenge!