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Beware Your Tongue

Pen_alias    22 December, 2020
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Beware Your Tongue

I've done what I could in the past to spread the legend of Monsieur Pambe to the world - but to little avail. But I must go on trying; the people have a right to know!


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26/12/2020 Edited   NeoChomik NeoChomik
the fiend! couldn't they just load the socks with coal or something

22/12/2020 Edited   MadameCercle MadameCercle
Monsieur Pambe sait distinguer les mots ! Trop fort.

22/12/2020 Edited   Stihl Stihl
(i know its him)

22/12/2020 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
ROFLMAO!

22/12/2020 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
Or my neighbor

22/12/2020 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Try Midwest with insomnia.

22/12/2020 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
Pen, judging by when you publish, you must either be sooo east coast or in another country.

22/12/2020 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
Monsieur Pambe huh? Some sort of Anti Santa?

22/12/2020 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
The Horror!

22/12/2020 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
Nice

22/12/2020 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Santa: Time to hitch up the sleigh Rudolf. Rudolf: But it’s not Christmas Eve yet. Santa: I know that, but I’ve got a big shipment going out to Monsieur Pambe. Rudolf: Who’s Monsieur Pambe? Santa: It’s a little known fact that if a child hangs two stockings on Christmas Eve, Santa Claus (that’s me) will fill one with good things and Monsieur Pambe will fill the other with payment for all the things that child said on the day before Christmas, good or bad. Rudolf: Good or bad? Santa: You know: like if the kid says good things, Monsieur Pambe will put good things in the stocking, and for every bad thing the brat says, into the sock go bad things. Rudolf: What sort of bad things? Santa: Oh, horrible, dreadful things. The sort of stuff nightmares are made of. Santa: Now help me to load this junk onto the sleigh; the sooner it’s out of here the better.