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Boldly Stunt

Pen_alias    18 March, 2022
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Boldly Stunt

Boy, phasers are dangerous, life-wrecking abominations. And to think, they took potato guns off the market just because of a few little eye injuries.


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29/03/2022 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
Wages of sin

24/03/2022 Edited   NeoChomik NeoChomik
those phasers ruin more lives than guns at this point

18/03/2022 Edited   Stihl Stihl
its not about the size tho

18/03/2022 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
I have a phaser. Never hurt anyone...of course the batteries are dead...

18/03/2022 Edited   MadameCercle MadameCercle
Ces phaseurs sont trop compliqués. Ne devraient avoir qu'un (1) seul règlage : rangé-au-dessus-de-l'armoire.

18/03/2022 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Captain’s log: star date - million, zillion, umpteen vermilion - after being inadvertently shot with my phaser set to stun, we find that Uhenra’s son Wheately is not stunned, which frankly stuns me… Captain Turk, this phaser isn’t set to stun; you’ve got it set to “stunt growth”. Well, it’s an honest mistake: the settings are right next to each other. Stunt growth? What does that mean? Oh, it’s nothing to get excited about; it won’t hurt you; it just means you’ll never get any taller than you are now. What? I’m never going to grow again? Yup - never ever, ever, irreversibly, can’t be fixed, no tag backs. But…but…my basketball scholarship! There, there Wheatley: you can always become a jockey. No! The kid must hate horses.