Boldly Incarcerate

28/03/2022 Edited

Mark Burkhart

They are in the Klink

09/03/2022 Edited

NeoChomik

Rating unfaithfully on the card will result with a night in the box

06/03/2022 Edited

MadameCercle

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01/03/2022 Edited

El_Ceviche

Can't.....stop... chuckling!

01/03/2022 Edited

Pen_alias

Transcript 2: Come to think of it, it might have been a good idea to notify the rest of the crew. No one asked you Chickov. Enough of your trickery! It won’t work! NO one has ever escaped from Deep Space Thirteen! Guard, inform them of the rules. You will be present every morning for roll call. When you hear your name at roll call you will promptly state “here”. Those who say “here” who are not present for roll call will spend the night in the box. Base are is not to be used as currency. Those found using base are as currency will be sentenced to a night in the box. Inside the box you will find a comment card asking you to rate your experience in the box on a scale of one to ten. We, the proprietors of the box, value your opinion of the box.

01/03/2022 Edited

Pen_alias

Transcript 1: Helmsman’s log: star date - the number you are trying to reach cannot be completed as dialed - well, things have gone from bad to worse, then got worse than that. Then they took a left turn toward worst, got lost and somehow ended up in worse than worst. On the plus side, according to the law of averages, we’re due for some good news… The brig… Wow - a lot of people here. No wonder you never see most of the crew; they’re all down here. We’ve got a couple new inmates for you Mr. Jailor. Well, well - and still they come. Mmm, mmm, MMM! Hey mister, this is a mistake. We’re officers in good standing. The ship has been taken over by a lunatic. The Captain and five other crew members have ejected into space leaving the rest of us to… Silence! I have received no such notification.