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Boldly Assimilate

Pen_alias    3 September, 2021
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Boldly Assimilate

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12/09/2021 Edited   NeoChomik NeoChomik
does the cube count?

08/09/2021 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
Me too

08/09/2021 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
Love it!

06/09/2021 Edited   Stihl Stihl
:O

04/09/2021 Edited   MadameCercle MadameCercle
Forcément.

03/09/2021 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
It's a start!

03/09/2021 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Captain’s log: star date - five the hard way - the situation, as close as I can decipher it, is that a talking pig in a Rubik’s cube wants to sell us all steampunk costumes… We shall not rest until all of life throughout the universe is conformed to our likeness. This is our single-minded ambition. No other endeavour shall occupy us until the mission is accomplished - at which point we’ll have to think of something else to do. Do you enjoy handball? Captain Turk, this is serious: they want to assimilate us! Consarn it! That’s the word we was looking for! In the end, there can only be Boar! Niels Bohr? No! How many lifeforms have you assimilated so far? Let’s see: including everyone on this ship - just me...I mean we! Kind of a slow start. Things are bound to pick up.