Boldly Alert

21/03/2024 Edited

Mark Burkhart

In the event of a space landing proceed to the nearest airlock.

18/08/2021 Edited

NeoChomik

Well if it's the first time it was raised, how would they know it still works?

09/08/2021 Edited Stihl

Stihl

star date: one two three !

08/08/2021 Edited

MadameCercle

Une gifle désincarnée devrait pouvoir être possible.

08/08/2021 Edited

El_Ceviche

Computer has a sense of humor

07/08/2021 Edited

Pen_alias

Transcript: Captain’s log: star date one, two, three: that’s how elementary it’s gonna be - Alarms are blaring throughout the ship. Some-THING is wrong! Warning: red alert! Red alert? We didn’t even get a red alert when the ship was being attacked by penguins! This must be serious! Panic! Cavort! Rant! Rave! Impose self-inflicted injuries! Spork, what’s going on? It’s a red alert Captain Turk. Oh thanks Spork; I hadn’t figured that part out! Attention all personnel: we are under a red alert: seal all exits and entrances; secure all furniture to the floor; jettison all nonessential reading material! Barns, tend to the injured! I’m a doctor Tom, not a...oh, right, yeah, I can do that. This has been a test of the Red Alert Emergency System. Had this been an actual emergency, the effect would have been far less dramatic. Repeat: this was only a test. Is it possible to stooge slap a disembodied voice?