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Boldly Haggle

Pen_alias    27 May, 2021
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Boldly Haggle

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28/05/2021 Edited   NeoChomik NeoChomik
That's quite an investment

28/05/2021 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
He knows where Spork is !

27/05/2021 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
At least he held out.

27/05/2021 Edited   MadameCercle MadameCercle
C'est quand même une belle somme.

27/05/2021 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Captain’s log: star date, sixteen tons and what do you get - I am trying to impress upon Spork’s mother the futility of searching for her son… I’d like to impress upon you the futility of searching for your son. If you bring my son back to me alive, Captain Turk, I shall pay you handsomely. No amount of money you could name would convince me to pursue an impossible task. Spork is dead, therefore to attempt bringing him back alive would be absolutely quixotic. I could never collect the reward because the task can never be completed. But just for the sake of argument - exactly how much is “handsomely”? Eight billion, forty-eight million, nine-hundred ninety-nine thousand, three hundred and twenty-two Federation credits! Whoa...how much is that in real money? About twenty-six dollars. Sold!