Please Login to comment
28/05/2021
Edited
NeoChomik
Call McGyver and now we're cooking
Might need some batteries...
Tout va s'arranger. (c'est sûr) (c'est obligé)
Hmmm
But is he Spork or McGyver... err, McCocker?
Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date, Ba-ba-ba-ba-barbie Sue - Spork’s mom is a crazy hose-beast. There I said it…
Listen lady: I myself am a strong proponent of the theory that the cold, soulless vacuum of space is far less perilous than they would have us think -
But come on! Do you know what the odds are of surviving after being fired out of a spaceship in a bed that looks like a coffin?
No
Neither do I…
Spork: calculate the odds of surviving all that stuff I just said.
I’m not Spork; you made me put this on.
Don’t confuse me, Spork.
Meanwhile…
Here E.T., I know phoning home is sort of your thing, so I brought you everything you’ll need to create an intergalactic communications device…
That is to say, I swiped the recycling box at the electronics store.
An assortment of broken cords and dead batteries...I’m saved.