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Boldly Gone

Pen_alias    8 March, 2021
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11/03/2021 Edited   NeoChomik NeoChomik
I bet the hat is a mind-reading device

09/03/2021 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
I want one!

09/03/2021 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
I like his cap

08/03/2021 Edited   MadameCercle MadameCercle
Front, frontière, affront.

08/03/2021 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Space: the final affront...frontier! I meant frontier! Captain Turk, I fear that firing those sentient wigs out the airlock may have been a breach of the prime directive. I don’t subscribe to Prime; the savings never exceed the fees. Captain, what is that on your head? Oh this? Don’t worry, it’s dead; I whacked it real good with a hammer. This is part of the new uniform. Uniform? I can’t wear hats; they pinch my ears. Besides, a hat as part of a space uniform is so “Rocky Jones: Space Ranger”. Oh you’ll wear it alright. And furthermore: those caught without a hat will receive a demerit. Those who receive ten demerits - will receive an eleventh demerit! Captain, could this be just another way of hiding the fact that you’re… What? A blond? Certainly not! There’s nothing wrong with long, flowing blond hair - nothing! sigh