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                06/03/2021
              
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                                             Mark Burkhart
                            Mark Burkhart
            
             Mark Burkhart
                            Mark Burkhart
            
              Mine was Captian Burk, sigh...
              
                          
          
              It was supposed to be an all chicken crew but how do you pass up a name like Captain Turk?
              
                          
          
              And one turkey....hmm...
              
                          
          
              I've noticed an alarming rise in the number of chickens in space!
              
                          
          
              Seen enough " rugs " to find that extremely amusing.
              
                          
          
              Thank you...
              
                          
          
              Now i've seen everything
              
                          
          
              Encore merci, Pen_alias, de nous laisser du texte pour nourrir nos traducteurs!
              
                          
          
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              Transcript:
Space: an empty, soulless void...but I’m feeling much better now.
Alright yeoman, I want you to spread the word and make you sure everyone knows and understands…
It’s always been there...you got that?!
Right, right: chocolate rations have been raised; two and two make five; turkeys have hair…
Oh Captain Turk, a fly got in the transporter again and…
Captain!
Don’t get excited now…
Stay very still... 
There’s a tribble...ON YOUR HEAD!!!
This is my hair Mr. Spork - my real hair, growing naturally from my head!
And I can even shower with it.
              
                          
           
             
                             
                             
                            