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16/10/2025
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El_Ceviche
Where does all the extra mass go when you turn into a bat?
Magic is a synonym for Pseudofolliculitis
Transcript:
So Larry, where does all that hair go when you turn back into a normal guy? Does it just kind of get sucked back into the follicles and remain stuffed in there until it’s ready to spring out again?
It’s magic.
Oh, it’s magic, it’s magic! That’s a halfhearted explanation and you know it! As a vampire I demand things should be sensible and scientific!