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03/05/2025
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Mark Burkhart
Mark Burkhart
Kinda gay...
Transcript:
Listen up Superhen: you may be stronger than me; you may have more powers than me - but I have one thing you’ll never have: a faithful, devoted sidekick!
Gosh yes!
I can never share my life of crimefighting with others. My enemies would use them as a tool against me. They would threaten them, even torture and kill them in order to render me powerless.
Oh, it’s all about you is it? Boy, are you selfish. I’ve had my sidekick for ages and no harm has come to him.
But gosh Bawkman, what about your old sidekick? The one that perished in a towering inferno.
Well, accidents will happen.
I did not perish in a towering inferno! Stop telling people that!
Listen everyone: voices from beyond!
I am not beyond! I’m right here! You just disowned me because I said I liked the Batman movie with George Clooney!
You what? That’s dreadful; that’s monstrous! How could you?
Finally, someone on my side.
George Clooney? You actually liked that?
Gosh!