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Boldly Abstain

Pen_alias    24 September, 2024
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Boldly Abstain

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25/09/2024 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
Just throw the tranya on the hairpiece?

25/09/2024 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
Freaky hairpieces know danger when they see it...

24/09/2024 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
Heh!

24/09/2024 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Captain’s log: star date - one, two, three, aleerie - a solution to the puzzle may be discovered, and as usual, that solution is tranya… If tranya is what’s keeping us from donning toupees and acting like William Shatner, then I should administer tranya to the entire crew immediately. Wait Dr. Bawkoy, let us not be hasty. We must be sure of this hypothesis before dispensing tranya on a grand scale. If our guess should turn out to be wrong, it could have disastrous repercussions. Right, hey Yeoman, come over here. No! You… want to steal my beautiful hair! I just want you to drink a little of this tranya. NEVER! I… don’t like tranya! Look, I realize it’s a little on the astringent side, but it’s loaded with vitamin C. No! Keep away! ASSASSINS! Get over here you little… Khaaaaaaan!