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23/09/2024
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Mark Burkhart
Mark Burkhart
That'll work
Tranya for mental health.
Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date - every now and then I fall apart - Cue has disappeared after cryptically implying that the answer to returning the crew to normal resides within Barns, Spork and myself. Perhaps we should click our heels together and chant “there’s no place like home”...
The three of us are the only ones on the ship who aren’t doing bad imitations of William Shatner. Now what is it we all have in common?
We’re all wearing blue?
Captain, you’re wearing yellow.
Oh, right…we’re all chickens?
You’re a turkey Tom.
Right, I knew that; I did!
I’ve got it! We’re all different!
Fair enough.
No, Captain Turk, what is it we were both doing when this whole episode started?
Drinking tranya, and there wasn’t any biscotti…
That’s it! We have to make sure no one onboard eats any biscotti!
Dr. Bawkoy, did you drink any tranya today?
Why yes Spork, I took five cc’s with my breakfast.
I’m a doctor.