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21/09/2024
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Mark Burkhart
Mark Burkhart
Spork will figure it out.
Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date - the square root of infinity - a malevolent, near-omnipotent specter has visited upon us. He’s a big stick and I’m assuming he walks softly…
But why Cue? Why make everyone aboard act like William Shatner? What does it accomplish? What does it prove?
What does it hurt?
Now listen here you overgrown matchstick: Either return my crew to normal or I’ll set my phaser to buzzsaw!
Oh, how you corporeal beings do amuse me with your inept ultimatums. If you wish your crew back the way they were, change them back yourselves.
How do you propose we do that? I’m a doctor, not an expostulator.
The three of you don’t think you’re Shatner. Find out why and you’ll unravel the riddle.
Ta ta, my friends, ta ta!
Shesh what a kook. If he really wanted everyone to look silly, he should have made them talk like him.