Es-Pia-nage

You see, it’s a little known, yet thoroughly uninteresting fact that Pia Zadora was accused of buying the Golden Globe in 1982 by wining and dining the voters. It’s useful and current information like that shows that I’ve really got my fingers on the pulse of modern sensibilities. Not sure why Pia Zadora would want to be chicken of the year, not being a chicken and all. Any chance for recognition I guess.