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31/08/2024
Edited
Mark Burkhart
But WAA....wa WAA!!!
He does have a lot on his plate. But he wants more on his pate. ;)
Transcript 2:
Well, I’ll get to the bottom of this fiasco…
Yeoman, where did you get that sweet toupee?
Give me a break… I’m a cop… UNDER-cover.
It’s getting worse; now she’s doing T. J. Hooker.
Waa waa WAA! Waa waa waa waa WAAAAA!
Alright Yeoman, you’ve already done your bit; don’t milk it.
Transcript 1:
Captain’s log: star date - ew wee, chirpy, chirpy, cheep - much of the crew appears to be displaying some sort of affectation wherein he or she speaks haltingly with great bursts of emotion and long…dramatic…pauses…
They’re all doing bad William Shatner impersonations! What’s causing this Dr. Bawkoy?
I haven’t the foggiest Spork. None of the officers I’ve examined show the slightest indication of physical malady.
Well then they’re just being rude! Bill Shatner is a consummate professional! All these frivolous imitations are an affront to his legacy!
Yeah you guys, show some respect for the dead.
William Shatner isn’t dead Captain Turk.
Are you sure? Isn’t he like a hundred and twelve?
Ninety three - and yes I’m sure: I check his Wikipedia page on an hourly basis.