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Boldly Nutshell
Pen_alias 12 August, 2024
It's really more of a fizzling out than an ending but the last couple of week have been kind of crazy and I haven't had the time for this sort of long winded stuff that all but two or three people won't even take the time to read. If that sounds like I'm embittered, I'm not. Oh well, only two or three people will take the time to read this description anyway.
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14/08/2024
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MadameCercle
MadameCercle
Nous avons par ici un La Rochelle, si ça peu servir.
Oh God, I know Rochelle! She sleeps with anyone that gives her a room to live in!
Hope it gets better for you.
One!
Transcript 2:
So cliche.
So now that Gallus Frypan has wiped out your wife and all your clones, you’re the only one of your kind again.
She only thinks she wiped them all out. Early on I decided to ditch the planet and explore the galaxy on the ship we arrived on. Unfortunately a bunch of my clones got the same idea at the same time and took off without me. Before they left they said something about going fishing.
Well, I guess you’ve learned that being married isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Nonsense! That’s a defeatist’s attitude. It’s true my marriage to my first wife Rochelle didn’t turn out the way I’d hoped, but once I get out of this jail, I shall search the galaxy for New Rochelle!
Oh, I don’t blame you; it’s a nice neighborhood: Robert Petrie lives there.
Transcript 1:
Captain’s log: star date - well it’s about time - have you ever had a turnip tell you its life story? Of course you have…
Alright, no more flashbacks; give us the short version.
Well it’s the same old story really: boy meets girl, boy and girl get married, girl dies, boy takes girl’s lifeless body to an alien planet where girl comes back to life, turns into a dragon, eats boy and lays an egg from which boy is reborn along with a clone, girl eats the clone and the process is repeated until to whole planet is populated by clones of the boy.