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09/08/2024
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Mark Burkhart
Crazy chickens and psychoticturnips, I refuse to allow turnips aboard the Clarinet
Yaawwnnn
— Devons-nous nous accroupir aussi ?
What a long winded vegetable!
Transcript 2:
I suppose Gallus Frypan has filled you in on what I’ve been up to since we last met?
She got as far as you crashing on Earth and being introduced to someone named Rochelle, then I got bored and started making rude noises.
Well then, father, allow me to fill in the holes.
Is this going to be a long story?
Not if we don’t insist on making a lot of jokes and side comments along the way.
Great, hunker down.
Transcript 1:
Captain’s log: star date - the day when all matter shall lose its temporal form and become pure power (no, wait, that was yesterday) - we are down in Deep Space 13 where the Turnip has been incarcerated. He seems to recognize Spork…
Yes father, it is I, your son.
A paternal test would likely prove otherwise. I don’t know you from parsley.
Aw, come on dad, don’t be like that; think back on the good times.
What good times? You terrorized the whole ship!
Oh, so you do remember.
Drat! You tricked me! Alright, I remember you, but I refuse to lend you any money.