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Pulling The Plug on The Blender Gag

Pen_alias    26 July, 2024
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Pulling The Plug on The Blender Gag

Believability is priority one. All of Bawkman’s escapes have been thoroughly researched and demonstrated to ensure maximum plausibility. We couldn’t say if it were not true, and that’s a fact.


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27/07/2024 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
That chicken has some fast feet

26/07/2024 Edited   MadameCercle MadameCercle
Trop fort, lui !

26/07/2024 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
Lol

26/07/2024 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Enough! I’ll just dispense with the pre-kill pun and push the button. Bawkman! Nooooooo! How can I carry on? I will take up the mantle! I will continue your legacy! Your death shall not be in vain! Ta dah! Bawkman! I knew you’d escape; there wasn’t a moment's doubt! Oh come on! How? Just… how? It was quite simple, Cackler: I merely sidestepped the blades as they went past. What? That’s impossible! Then how do you explain it? You cheated, that’s how! What’s cheating once you’ve been stuffed into a blender? If you don’t believe me, why don’t you try it and see for yourself? Okay, maybe I will: I’ll just climb into the blender and… Hey! Wait a minute! Heh, heh, heh, heh! Diss!