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15/07/2024
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MadameCercle
MadameCercle
Le pic de chemin de fer est toujours décevant.
I think the turnip is faking it, hoping to get on a Bwar Fleet ship!
All too easy!
Transcript 2:
Sorry to leave you stranded there Chiefy, but the transporter’s been on the fritz. It took me a while to fix because after an hour of hitting it with a railroad pick, I checked the manual and it said specifically NOT to hit it with a railroad pick. After that, everything came together like gangbusters.
All’s well that ends well Scratchy. Beam us back.
Wait! Captain Turk: this is Science Officer Spork. There is a potentially deadly sentient vegetable aboard that ship.
Yes, we know; we’ve just subdued him.
Excellent, we are under orders from Bwar Fleet to hold it in our brig.
Fantastic, I look forward to poking it with a long fork through the bars.
Our jails don’t have bars, Captain Turk.
Then have Scratchy put some in! What kind of a ship are we running there anyway?
Transcript 1:
Captain’s log: star date - one hundred umpteen bagillion - after blasting the giant turnip strangling Rod with our phasers, the thing tossed Rod across the ship and Rod bounced back and knocked the Turnip out cold. Let me tell you: there are few things more disappointing to a hungry fellow than a cold vegetable…
Rod, are you okay? Speak a few syllables!
Then swiftly gone, leaving bitter dregs - whoa oh oh oh, bitter dregs…
He’s fine.
Chief? Chief, are you there?
Did someone turn on an episode of Get Smart?
It’s me, Scratchy, Chief. We’ve been trying to get a hold of you.
We’ve made contact! Rod’s clumsy stumbling about must have knocked the communication system back online.