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Boldly Ironic

Pen_alias    2 July, 2024
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Boldly Ironic

You know, it's occurred to me that writing comic strips, especially the way we do it here, is the literary equivalent of playing with dolls - ur - action figures, I meant action figures.


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07/07/2024 Edited   dibunt dibunt
They live in the 23rd century right? Chillax must be like hearing fine and dandy nowadays

05/07/2024 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
Did you actually put a foot on one of your chicken action figures?

05/07/2024 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
At least we get to make our own action figures.

02/07/2024 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
Lol better than action figures!

02/07/2024 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript 2: That’s enough! Bickering is not going to improve our situation. Everyone just chillax. Ha! Burn! Tom’s right; you’re all just high strung. That’s a medical term; I’m a doctor. You want me to be happy about being on a ghost ship? Fine! We’re all going to die here, la dee dah! We’re not going to die. There’s nothing here that can hurt anyone. Think of it like we’re in one of those wacky sitcoms where everyone’s trapped in the basement. Have you never seen a horror movie? Monsters love hanging out in basements and crawl spaces and root cellars… Thanks for the cue; I’ve been waiting forever for someone to say something to make my entrance good and ironic. Seriously though, what does that even mean?

02/07/2024 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript 1: Captain’s log: star date - the night has a thousand eyes - still no communication from the ship. I suspect the problem is base are related. This means Spork has probably been getting more face time with the readers than me. That really irks me… This isn’t a ship; it’s a tomb I tell you! A tomb! I’m sure the crew will get us out of here soon enough Rod, so just chillax. Nobody says chillax anymore Gene. I just did. I can say whatever I want. What are you, the word police? Yeah Rod, besides, you’re one to talk; the other day I heard you say twenty-three skidoo. That was different, Berry; I was being ironic! Oh, what does that even mean?