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Pen_alias    12 June, 2024
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15/06/2024 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
awww

13/06/2024 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Her name was Rochelle and we'll all miss her terribly.

13/06/2024 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
By the way Pen, whatever that wes, it looked like a pleasiosaur

13/06/2024 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
Rad road...whatever

13/06/2024 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
Dorothy? I don't want to go down the yellow brick rad again...

12/06/2024 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
Exactly what I was thinking

12/06/2024 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Multiverses explain away all inconsistencies.

12/06/2024 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
Well that truly unexplained how my fish crew ran into a galactic turnip empire ship. Of course this story is being told by a chicken who couldn't NOT run into another space ship in a place as big as space.

12/06/2024 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Science Officer’s log: star date - THX 1138 - that Gallus chick is still droning on about her adventures. Isn’t there a button you can push to skip these cutscenes?... I was then commissioned to go to the Turnips’ home planet of RFD-388 and eradicate the menace once and for all. After making goulash out of the bulk of them, I was confronted by The Turnip Queen, who didn’t look much like a Turnip…or a queen. At the end of a hard fought battle, I managed to dispatch the beast using one of my patented egg bombs (which incidentally is why I can’t have children, but I digress). Afterwards I was waylaid by the sole surviving Turnip. I was prepared to fire upon it when… You killed her…she’s dead… Hail Dorothy! The wicked witch is dead! Uh…