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I Chicken

Pen_alias    10 June, 2024
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I Chicken

I'm pretty sure this is how Animal Farm got started. Sleep with one eye open.


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12/06/2024 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
My chickens have no problem throwing androids out of and airlock. Don't tell them that they can do that to humans.

12/06/2024 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
Lol

10/06/2024 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
Ruh roh, Raggy!

10/06/2024 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: I’m well versed in Asimov’s laws of chicken-omics: a chicken must never do anything to harm a human, a chicken must obey all orders given by humans, a chicken must cross the road! Aside from that last one, those are Asimov’s laws of robotics, not chicken-omics - whatever that is. So… a chicken can harm a human? Sure, with impunity. Now she tells me!