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18/05/2024
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Mark Burkhart
If you leave them there....you are in charge...just saying...
I'm sorry, all your base are belongs to us
Transcript 2:
Love to, Sporky old pal, but the beamers busted.
What? That’s impossible; we just used it.
The crash must have caused a base are leak. There was enough to beam them over but not to beam them back.
Well fix the leak and get some spare base are out of the garage - and don’t spill any! It smells like old spice.
Transcript 1:
Science Officer’s log: star date - two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate - just as Captain Turk and the away team were beaming aboard the wrecked space craft, the pilot of said craft was beaming aboard our ship. It would appear we are on a collision course with wackiness. Illogical…
Greetings stranger, live long and proper.
Are you sure you have that right?
Of course I am! I’m a trekie; I get everything right.
I am Mr. Spork: head science officer and first in command of this ship in the absence of Captain Tom T. Turk, who is currently aboard your ship checking for survivors.
I’m afraid I was the only one onboard.
Great! Now the Captain’s over there meeting no one! Scratchy, beam them back.