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09/05/2024
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Mark Burkhart
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Ouf ! A cette heure, je n'ai encore jamais laissé un ingénieur en poulet finir une phrase !
Never let a chicken engineer finish a sentence.
Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date - I haven’t got time for the pain - we are in the engineering bay preparing to beam onto the ship that crashed into us. We have yet to establish communication with its crew and it’s a bit disconcerting. What if they don’t have insurance?...
Alright, we’ve wasted enough time Scratchy: make with the sci-fi sound effects.
Sure thing Chief, but first, don’t you think we should…
No, I don’t think we should! If I thought we should, I would have said we should!
Okay but…
No more buts! This plot is moving too slow as it is! Start beaming!
You’re the boss, Boss.
What were you trying to ask Captain Turk, Scratchy?
Oh, I just wanted to know if we should let the pilot of that ship finish beaming here before I beamed them over there, Mr. Spork.
What?!
What in the…