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24/03/2024
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Pen_alias
Only a suggestion.
Bonds from Heaven?
Ah.
More certificates than shares - huge scandal. One of us is going to jail and it ain't gonna be me!
Stock certificate?
Transcript:
I don’t know what’s so special about pennies from heaven. They’re the most worthless coins minted today. Their value could never match the amount of property damage they would surely cause.
Oh yeah? What if they were all super rare pennies? Some of them are worth over a million dollars!
They wouldn’t be rare anymore; their value would plummet.
Oh, right.
How about some savings bonds? They’re guaranteed to almost double in value after twenty years.