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Boldly Chicken

Pen_alias    15 March, 2024
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Boldly Chicken

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16/03/2024 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
They got him back eventually!

16/03/2024 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
All starships have chickens. My chickens tossed the chief engineer out an airlock so don't ask me how lucky they are.

15/03/2024 Edited   MadameCercle MadameCercle
Hem. On en apprend tous les jours sur les planètes, ici.

15/03/2024 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
Lol

15/03/2024 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Captain’s log: star date - Birds - in - SPACE! - we are at eighty-seven space days without an accident. There was an explosion in the engine room - but that was on purpose… Captain Turk, do you think it’s good luck to have chickens on a spaceship? Not particularly. So, do you think it’s bad luck? No, I wouldn’t say that either. Would you say it’s morally ambiguous luck to have chickens on a spaceship? Spork, what’s with the third degree about chickens. Well, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but just about every officer on this ship is a chicken, with the most notable exceptions being you and me. You are a chicken Spork. I happen to be a member of an advanced extraterrestrial race. You’re from Wisconsin! Every planet has a Wisconsin!