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02/02/2024
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El_Ceviche
Went south Fast!
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Do not question the groundhog; his predictions are nearly forty percent accurate.
You are measuring seasons in groundhog shadows? anything but the metric system i guess ...
Transcript:
Do you think it’ll be an early spring?
Let’s consult the groundhog and find out.
Hey, groundhog!
Yes?
That’s a groundhog?
He’s a hog and he’s on the ground.
Well, what about it, old man, can you see your shadow?
Yes! I see it right there!
That’s my shadow you idiot.
I am master of all I survey! Your shadow is mine!
Oh brother.