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El_Ceviche 28 April, 2023
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08/03/2024
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Mark Burkhart
Lol
there's no way to comment this strip in proper way
Et donc le voleur sera chargé de voler les portes ...
I played a thief in AD&D and they where a horrible class. Less hit points than a wizard, a sneak attack that almost never comes up, and skills that are more dependent on your character's race than level. better to just be a fighter who can withstand the abuse of a trap going off than a thief that'll never detect it.
lol
Clearly he doesn't want to be the thief.
Transcript: Okay, see if your Elven hearing can tell if there is anything on the other side of this door.
Do you hear anything?
I hear three orcs playing chess with a minotaur>
Really?
No. this is stupid!
Why don't we just kick the door in like we have been doing?
The last door blew up in our faces! Check for traps.
I don't even know what a trap looks like.
Maybe a trip wire?
Okay, no traps. Kick it open.
Where are you guys going?
Waaaayy over here Bomb Squad.
And, as the door is kicked open…
BOOM!
I thought you said there were no traps!
We're warriors dude. What do we know about traps?
Well, we need a thief.
You guys are a bit warrior heavy. One of you should roll up a thief.
What about Dante. He's the new guy.
Oh, THAT"S right...Make the black guy be the thief.