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29/11/2020
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Mark Burkhart
This was a good one Pen.
and that's why i never celebrate thanksgiving
bacon is like bluetooth... everything is just better with it
awwww ...
Ces fêtes seraient un festival d'atrocités ?
I calls 'em as I sees 'em.
You sure that's what they said Pen? Cause I heard something else..... and it ended in m.
Turkey 1: Thanksgiving is practically here! Just think: roast turkey…
Turkey 2: Mashed potatoes…
Turkey 1: Candied yams…
Turkey 2: Green bean casserole…
Turkey 1: Buttermilk biscuits…
Turkey 2: Pumpkin pie…
Pig: Honey baked ham!
Turkey 1: Uh, yeah, about that: we took a vote and ham is out.
Turkey 2: Oh boy, here it comes...
Pig: I wanna be a cannibal too-hoo-hoo!
Turkey 1: What’s a cannibal?
Turkey 2: I think it’s a cracker with dip on it.