Boldly Dupe

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NeoChomik

he had only a few days of conscience

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MadameCercle

Déloyal.

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Pen_alias

You know he's insufferable when he's right.

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El_Ceviche

Ya know these turnips are going to show up in my fish trek strip as an ancient space-faring species. Just to prove Spork right.

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El_Ceviche

Oh, that old trick. Almost got me once.

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Pen_alias

Transcript 2: Really? You really did it? You made me a bride? Oh, of course, she’s right this way. What’s she look like? Is she pretty? She…looks like you, only in a girly sort of way - real cute. Is she tall? I like ‘em tall. Oh, so tall. She’s right in there. Enjoy! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy… Okay Scratchy, flush the airlock! Done and done. The old girlfriend in the ejector-pod trick, and he fell for it.

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Pen_alias

Transcript 1: Captain’s log: star date - the bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells - Sporks creation is once again threatening to become violent due to our inability to produce a mate for it. Finding no setting on our phasers apropos to the situation that wouldn’t leave the ship smelling like overcooked vegetable soup for a month, it’s on to plan B… Come on Uhenra, you change your hair every five minutes; what’s the matter with putting on an innocent, little turnip costume? No way! I may have made eyes at a vampire and I may have had a child with Caw’n, but I draw the line at romancing a vegetable! And so, on to plan C…