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31/10/2022
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NeoChomik
NeoChomik
quite a few.
Tous les appareils perfectionnés devraient avoir un réglage "apaiser le navet".
Yes but you risk an audit.
Pretty durn useful phasers. Is there a setting for complete taxes?
Transcript 2:
And even if we managed to pull it off, if Spork is your father because he brought you to life, any girl turnip he made would be your sister. That’s a little weird.
Then someone else can make it! I want a mate!
I’m a medical doctor, not a mad scientist.
I will not be denied! You will give me a mate, or I shall become a plague upon this ship!
I’ve had enough of this. Set your phasers to “placate turnip”.
There is no “placate turnip” on here.
There’s a setting these things don’t have?
Transcript 1:
Captain’s log: star date - no one will come any closer than town…in the night…in the dark… - have you ever heard that old saying “stubborn as a turnip”? Of course you have. Boy howdy, is it ever true…
And so you see, it just wouldn’t be practical to try to make you a mate. Too many unlikely events would have to occur. First, we’d have to come across another discarded turnip floating through space. Even if you decided to settle for a beet or a radish, the odds are still against it.
And then there would have to be an ion storm. You can’t bring a vegetable to life without an ion storm; that’s common knowledge.