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31/10/2022
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NeoChomik
hot tub is kind of a lake
I clearly heard the Waaa...just saying
Wait! He was speaking Penguinese
(c'est inutile de promener un navet)
Oh sweet mystery of life!
Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date - Frau Blücher! - now that Spork has his wish and the turnip is indeed alive, he suddenly wants nothing to do with it - so typical. I’ll tell you this much: I’m not going to be the one feeding it and taking it for walks…
Burn wretched sub-creature! Return to the foul earth that spawned you!
Don’t you think that’s a little excessive Yeoman?
Oh, whatever - I’m okay; you’re okay; we’re all okay - now burn!
Why father? Why create only to have destroyed?!
I told you, I ain’t your daddy!
Oh, good one Spork, now we have an angry turnip running about the ship. It’ll probably commit all sorts of atrocities like befriending kindly, old blind men and throwing little girls into lakes.
There are no lakes on this ship.
I’ve been thinking of having one put in.