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31/10/2022
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NeoChomik
that indeed bad
Vegitable
Smart veritable
And now you creat another oxymoron...nice
Ce navet semble des plus raisonnables.
Clever boy!
Transcript 2:
Oh, well that’s just great! I brought you to life to shake the scientific community to its core by proving the existence of an extinct vegetable race! If I can’t do that, I want no part of this atrocity!
You - give life? Father?
Oh no you don’t! I ain’t your daddy! I wash my wings of the whole mess! Yeoman, torch that thing!
Alright! I knew I’d get a chance to use the torch setting on my phaser one day.
Uuuuh! Fire bad! It oxidize surrounding space, raising heat, resulting in potential conflagration! That bad!
Transcript 1:
Captain’s log: star date - we control the vertical - despite the fact that the turnip was only made conscious today and has no concept of speech or language, our universal translators are more than equal to the task permitting conversation with the thing. Of course, an unfortunate side effect of this is that the turnip talks like The Incredible Hulk…
Are you absolutely positive you’re not a remnant of an ancient civilization? You’ve been floating in space for eons; maybe your memory’s just a bit shaky.
Nope, remember distinctly not existing before today. Most vivid memory me have.