Boldly Cackle

31/10/2022 Edited

NeoChomik

180 degrees disappointment

11/10/2022 Edited

Mark Burkhart

Get what's left of your mind together Spork!

11/10/2022 Edited

Mark Burkhart

Really, it's not like he's a chicken orr....oh waaiiit....nm

07/10/2022 Edited

El_Ceviche

Never let reality get in the way of your hair-brained experiments.

07/10/2022 Edited

MadameCercle

Le navet est une bonne base pour nos avenirs.

07/10/2022 Edited

Pen_alias

Transcript 2: Spork, I think it may be a good idea to postpone your experiment for a while. Experiment Doctor Bawkoy? Experiment implies uncertainty as to results. This procedure is tried and true, in spite of the fact that it’s never been tried. But the ion storm… The ion storm is part of the plan! It will safeguard my results and ensure a turnip-based future! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha? You never say ha. Have you gone mad? Mad?! I’m not mad!!! I’m just very, very disappointed.

07/10/2022 Edited

Pen_alias

Transcript 1: I’m a doctor not a (fill in the blank’s) log: star date - AB positive - when I first decided to help Spork in his endeavor to give life to a turnip, I had figured on giving the thing a couple jolts with a defibrillator but Spork has taken over everything with some hare-brained experiment (which is weird because he’s a chicken). The ion storm cooking up outside the ship has me concerned. They’re very unpredictable; anything can happen in one. It’s almost as though their only purpose for existing is to explain away the unexplainable…