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04/10/2022
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NeoChomik
NeoChomik
designed to outlive the wearer
I'd haveve walked away mid-blah blah too
Hélas, épais manque de vision !
I guess you'd give them the same consideration - unless they're askin' for it.
What about boys with glasses?
Transcript:
Is it true that girls with glasses seldom get passes?
I’ll say it is.
But why?
Are you kidding? You can’t pass to a girl wearing glasses! One stray ball to the face, and wham! No more glasses!
Few things bring such swift retribution as a pair of busted glasses: that’s what Jean Shepherd said, and boy was he right. Now more than ever: you’ve got your scratch resistance, your glare resistance, your automatic darkening lenses. That comes into money - and that’s not even taking into account the cost of the frames.
Now, if she’s wearing a pair of those wrap-around goggles like Kareem Abdul Jabbar used to wear, that’s a different story. You could clock the girl right in the kisser if she were wearing some of those. Her nose may swell up like a watermelon, but those goggles could survive an incendiary blast…