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04/09/2022
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NeoChomik
Star date- alpha centauri.
if you read that, you are a dork!
heh
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LOL
Transcript:
Space: where I keep all my stuff…
Uhenra, have you seen my keys?
Keys?
Yes, keys. You know what keys are, don’t you?
Actual, physical, stick it in the slot to disengage the lock, shake ‘em around and they go jingle jangle keys? Those kinds of keys?
Yes, what’s so strange about that?
Well, this is a spaceship. Everything is unlocked with security codes, voice recognition and amalgamations of algorithms. What could you possibly be keeping safe under an ordinary lock and key?
If you must know, it’s the mini fridge in my quarters. I just know Spork has been sneaking in there.
I heard that! And there’s not a bit of truth to it! This is just like the time you accused me of reading your personal log!
When did I do that?
Star date - alpha beta charlie callas - and I quote “Spork has been reading my personal log, I just know it”!
Whatever! Here’s your stupid keys!