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21/07/2022
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NeoChomik
NeoChomik
Highly illogical
Lol
Hey, I'm writing about talking birds on a spaceship here. I think I'm entitled to fudge reality a little.
Yup cheater😂
Deus ex machina and I wan go home.
Deus ex machina again?
La logique mélangée de science-fiction est un pur délice.
Transcript 2:
What’s wrong? What’s wrong?! That explanation for our survival made no sense whatsoever!
Well what do you want from me? It’s what happened.
It couldn’t have happened that way! We’d be dead mere seconds after being blown out the side of the ship! Our lungs would explode! We’d bloat up into parade balloons! If by some bizarre anomaly we managed to avoid that, we’d still be frozen solid before we could even react! Even forgiving all that, how could we possibly propel ourselves through empty space? There was nothing to propel ourselves against!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh Spork! You and your mixed up sci-fi logic. You’ll believe anything you see on Star Trek!
Transcript 1:
Captain’s log: star date - when the truth is found to be lies - well, blowing out the wall to the cell may not have been the best plan I’ve ever thought up but things seem to have turned out for the best. After being sucked into the cold, soulless vacuum of space, we all managed to make our way to the entry port leading to the bridge and not even the officers in red so much as caught a space cold…
Scratchy, tell the maintenance crew to take some particle board and duct tape and fix the hole in the ship.
Right-O Chiefy!
All’s well that ends well, eh Spork?
Spork?
Space to Spork…
Okay, what’s wrong?