Boldly Go (To Jail)

12/07/2022 Edited

MadameCercle

— Ça, ça lui pendait au bec.

09/07/2022 Edited

Mark Burkhart

Kinda rhymes

09/07/2022 Edited

Mark Burkhart

Hogan is prolly a penguin

08/07/2022 Edited

El_Ceviche

Now he needs Hogan.

08/07/2022 Edited

NeoChomik

there will be some deep space venting out once it's over.

08/07/2022 Edited

Pen_alias

Transcript: Captain’s log: star date - comma, hyphen, ampersand - I am in conference with Colonel Cluck: the head jailor of Deep Space Thirteen: our ship's brig. Cluck’s actions of late have been thoroughly quixotic and irrational, but I am handling his behavior in my usual calm, diplomatic manner… Cluck, you simpering, drooling, flatulating, sorry excuse for a halfwit! You know me so well Captain Turk. Let these officers out this instant! L…let them out? But Captain, NO one has ever escaped from Deep Space Thirteen! Cluck, you moron, if you let them out, it isn’t an escape! What kind of double talk is that? Smells of a Hogan ruse! What the heck is a Hogan, you cracked screwhead? You’re not Captain Turk! Guards, arrest this imposter! You can’t arrest me! I outrank you! I outrank all of you! I outrank your superiors and your mothers and their sisters! Aaaaah!