Boldly Outrank

08/07/2022 Edited

NeoChomik

and the service is top-notch

05/07/2022 Edited

MadameCercle

Cela mérite une explosion. (ou une excitation, je ne sais jamais)

04/07/2022 Edited

El_Ceviche

Hogun?

04/07/2022 Edited

Mark Burkhart

Has Kluck ever been to the eastern ummm part of the universe?

03/07/2022 Edited

Pen_alias

Transcript: Captain’s log: star date - a hundred and ten cornets close at hand - I am heading down to the brig to investigate the disappearance of several officers sent there on errands. Like the old saying goes: if you want something done right, don’t say anything at all…or - something like that… Colonel Kluck, what is the meaning of this? Captain TURK! It is an honor to be in your presence! Kluck, you are an idiot! You’re absolutely RIGHT; I AM an idiot! Why have these officers been arrested? I have it on good authority, Captain, that they were all part of a conspiracy to stage a mass jail break. NO one has ever escaped from Deep Space Thirteen! Kluck you blithering dunderhead! I sent these officers here personally! And why did you put them all in the same cell? The adjoining cells are completely empty! Well, you see Captain: those cells have standing reservations by two very influential high-ranking officers. What can I say? They like our box.