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04/07/2022
Edited
Mark Burkhart
What he said...
Err...
Je m'en doutais !
What a hit
Transcript:
Oh, what mournful tragedy is this! A brave intergalactic explorer, forging new frontiers, struck down at the very commencement of the journey! Dead, dead, DEAD!!!
Who’s dead? Anyone I know?
You’re alive! But I saw you hit in the road.
What, you’ve never taken a truck to the gut before?
Well, I’m glad to see you’re alright. It’s a pity you didn’t make it though.
Make it where?
To the other side - that is why the chicken crossed the road.
Are you earth chickens still saying that? I knew you were technologically behind, but I never dreamed you were downright primitive.
What’s that supposed to mean?
We interplanetary chickens figured out the real reason the chicken crossed the road long ago.
Oh? And what would that be? Why DID the chicken cross the road?
Weren’t you paying attention? To get plowed into by a speeding semi, of course.