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19/05/2022
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NeoChomik
it makes one consider the investment
Got bat guano on my hat once, I hear it makes excellent fertilizer and gunpowder
Toujours agréable de faire affaire avec le fermier.
Genteel folk prefer to call it chicken guano.
Chicken poop makes an excellent fertilizer also...
Transcript:
Why is my farm overrun with penguins…again?!
Well, you were complaining that you weren’t getting your money’s worth out of the Sopwith Camel…
You mean the chicken coop?
Yeah, that - so I opened my own airline. You should be grateful; I’m giving you a three percent cut of the profits.
What profits? What could a penguin possibly have that’s worth anything, fish?
Mackerel to be exact. Well, mackerel icefish, which aren’t true mackerel, but they still get invited to the family reunion.
And what am I supposed to do with a bunch of smelly mackerels?
They make excellent fertilizer.
Hmm…