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28/04/2022
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Mark Burkhart
Blue is a good idea
Yup red is dead, no need to remember their names...or faces...or beaks
it's red for a reason!
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Yep, can't pull anything over on ol Turk!
Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date - grass is high, fields are ripe, it’s the springtime of my life - I wonder if I should start wearing a girdle…nah, those are for fat people…
Wow, those Peninggui are strict: complain about the coffee being too cold once and you’re banned from the Death Cruiser for life!
Yeoman, what are you doing in that blue shirt?
I traded my old shirt with the Peninggui Yeoman for it, Captain Turk. I felt like I could do with a change.
Well I don’t like it! You look better in red. Go change it!
Alright, fine. I guess the laundry should have the pudding stain off my old shirt by now.
Imagine the nerve of that Yeoman, changing shirts on me. I’m a trained observer; did she really think I wouldn’t notice?
There, what did I tell you, Yeoman? You look like an entirely different officer in that shirt.