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Boldly Pill Push

Pen_alias    20 April, 2022
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Boldly Pill Push

Yes, I know: he has the file right in front of him and still can't recall the name. Bear in mind, Barns wrote it down himself and he is a doctor (and a chicken at that).


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27/04/2022 Edited   NeoChomik NeoChomik
What do those things have to do with.... oooooh!

21/04/2022 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
Waa?

20/04/2022 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Not only are they loaded with side effects, not only do they slowly destroy your liver - now they're also racist! But it seems penguins do get the best of both worlds.

20/04/2022 Edited   MadameCercle MadameCercle
Waaaaa : c'est une saine réaction.

20/04/2022 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
I suck at medical stuff, but I found this while looking for that first thingy. "NOTE: There is evidence that this benefit does not apply to Black patients." Is this a racist drug? and ar penguins black with white markings or white with black markings?

20/04/2022 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Chief Medical Officer’s log: star date - 10cc - It’s time for the crew’s quarterly checkup. It’s one of the few jobs I can’t get out of by pointing out that I’m a doctor… Send in the next patient Nurse Hula Hen. Ah, Yeoman…whatever your name is: I’ve been looking over your file. Your charts seem to indicate that you are a male penguin, while your previous examination showed you to be a female chicken. How do you account for this? I see… I’m going to prescribe losartan potassium, fluvoxamine and ipecac. Let me know if there are any changes. That’s how they all react.