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29/03/2022
Edited
Mark Burkhart
The talking dead! Oh the horrors!
Maybe it wasn't adjusted right?
— Mourir jeune - - - plus besoin de le faire après.
Over act like it's Star Trek!
Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date - I’m lookin’ over a four-leaf clover - Uhenra’s boy Wheatley, in a foolish display of self-sacrifice, has thrown himself between my phaser and Caw’n. He was all like “no!” and the phaser was all like “p-choo” and I was all like “oops”...
Wheatley! My only son! I take it all back! You’re my child and I love you no matter what - but he’s lost to me still! He’s dead, dead, DEAD!
Relax Uhenra, the phaser was set to stun.
Plucked from this life so young - SO YOUNG!!!
He’s not plucked; he’s barely even pruned. He’s just stunned!
How many Chino? How many can I kill and still be able to kill myself too?
Don’t go all West Side Story on us Uhenra. I’m telling you, he’s fine.
Mom! Would you please just listen to the guy: I’m only stunned!
Wait a minute: I’m not stunned. That means he’s wrong; the phaser wasn’t set to stun!
Which means I am dead! I was so young - SO YOUNG!!!