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Boldly Disown

Pen_alias    15 March, 2022
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Boldly Disown

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29/03/2022 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
Just eat him and start all over

17/03/2022 Edited   MadameCercle MadameCercle
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15/03/2022 Edited   NeoChomik NeoChomik
he joined a bad crowd

15/03/2022 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
Mom gave up pretty quickly. Must be a bird thing.

15/03/2022 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript 2: Pretty cool huh? I was prematurely aged for the sake of plot development. Dad says if I keep growing like this I’ll be able to apply for a basketball scholarship. He says pretty much the only requisite is height. I’m not talking about that. What are you wearing? Where is your nice, clean Bwar Fleet uniform? Oh mom, dad says Bwar Fleet is for geeks and Trekkies. Hardly any of them get basketball scholarships. That did it: all of my hopes and dreams for you are dashed. My son is lost to me; you’re a complete disappointment. I’ll have to start all over again.

15/03/2022 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript 1: Somewhere in the depths of space, the fight of the century wages on… Get off Uhenra; you know I can’t fight you. The people of my planet have developed beyond the need for such petty endeavors as physical conflict. Oh come off it Spork; you’re from Wisconsin. Not that one; the one over here… On second thought, let’s go back over here… Hey mom, when did you get back? Wheatley? What happened to you? How can you tell that’s Wheatley? It takes more than a complete transmogrification for a mother not to recognize her own son.