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29/03/2022
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Mark Burkhart
He should meet Rude...
taken before his time
If he stops by the Pony, I'm sure someone could arrange something.
Lucky stiff!
Reste bon pour un coq au vin.
Transcript:
Whacked out maniac’s log: star date - mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha! - mwah ha ha ha! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Mwah ha ha ha ha! I shall rule the galaxy - the universe - the multiverse - the spiderverse - the dozierverse!!! Mwah ha ha ha ha!!!!
Dad, you’re starting to scare me.
I am sorry my son. It is not me speaking - it is the ring! It controls me; it speaks for me; I despise it, yet I love it!
Ring? What ring? You never said anything about a ring.
You know my son: THE ring - the one true ring!
I’m talking about the squared circle! How I long for the feel of canvas beneath my feet - the sensation of raw power as I bash my opponents and the referees alike with a two-by-four! Oh yeah!!!
You were a professional wrestler Dad?
Well, no…
The stupid government outlawed cock fights before I ever got started.