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Boldly Age

Pen_alias    27 February, 2022
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Boldly Age

Of course, it's worth pointing that chickens grow at a considerably higher rate than human beings. So, in the time it's taken me to write all this, the chick would be expected to show some sign of growth by now. However, these chickens have been heavily anthropomorphized, so it's to be expected that many human traits, such as a prolonged childhood, would be ascribed...aw, skip it, who cares?


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09/03/2022 Edited   NeoChomik NeoChomik
what a way to go

28/02/2022 Edited   MadameCercle MadameCercle
>>>> Stihl - — Ça, ça s'arrose !

28/02/2022 Edited   Stihl Stihl
Star date: i have a girlfriend

27/02/2022 Edited   MadameCercle MadameCercle
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27/02/2022 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
Um....Cown has the phaser again!

27/02/2022 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript 2: Caw’n is the taller one Mr. Chickov. Oh, right. Good eye Mr. Silo. Here is the explanation: during all the commotion my phaser got set to “age suddenly and inexplicably”. Just how many settings do those things have? Am I going to grow old right in front of everyone and then crumble into dust like in that Indiana Jones movie? No my son, you should age normally from now on. Too bad. I mean, I don’t want to die, but whoa, would that be cool!

27/02/2022 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript 1: Helmsman’s log: star date - two into five point five six won’t go - through a combination of kung fu, judo, krav maga and general street smarts, I was able to disarm Caw’n. Uhenra’s son Wheatley then proceeded to pick up the discarded phaser and promptly shot himself. Done and done… Ooooh… what happened? Caw’n Too? How did you get here? Who’s Caw’n Too? It’s me dad, Wheatley, your son. Wheatley, what has happened to you? Nothing dad, I feel fine. I’m just mad at the guy who designed that phaser backwards. But you have aged, suddenly and inexplicably. You have gone from a chick to a teenager right before our eyes. Ah, soap opera rapid aging syndrome: I’ve seen it many times…not that I watch soap operas. They look so much alike now; how will we tell them apart?