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Boldly S.O.S.

Pen_alias    23 February, 2022
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Boldly S.O.S.

I had to go back to see how I spelled Peninggui. If you're going to spout nonsense, one should at least be consistent.


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28/03/2022 Edited   Mark Burkhart Mark Burkhart
Been out of touch

27/02/2022 Edited   MadameCercle MadameCercle
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24/02/2022 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
The Penninggui episodes were some of my favorite drivel!

23/02/2022 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Captain’s log: star date - I could see it was a rough-cut Tuesday - while I had my back turned to the view screen, our escape pod had a mild collision with an interstellar vessel. Clearly it was the other guy’s fault… Oh, well, that’s a pretty big ship; they’ll never notice the scratch. Let’s drive on. Hmm, on second thought - send out a distress signal Uhenra. This is our chance to get out of this bubble; I'm cramping like a sack of giblets. Captain Turk, that’s a Peninggui Death Cruiser - accent on the word Death. Oh Spork, that’s just an affectation to drive people’s imaginations, like Discovery or Endeavor or Edsel. Besides, the Peninggui love us! We gave them the murderer of their ambassador. Sure, after facilitating the means for his murder. Look, do you want to die in a giant egg - go out the same way you came in? Do you, hmm?